Copyright © 2012 by Ricardo das Neves. All rights reserved.
Your cell phone rings in class. You:
Turn it off, but not too quickly. You want everyone to notice how well the Tibetan bells on your phone blend with yoga.
Grab it and run out the door, knowing only your damn boss would call you during yoga, and only with an emergency on her hands.
Use your crutch to slide the phone to you, fumble it for three rings while trying to turn it off, put it down, and two minutes later get a follow-up ding of voice-mail.
Answer, “Dude! I’m, like, at yoga!” (Pause.) “No way! She did
What kind of yogi are you?