emailContactI love getting e-mail. And I answer it in as succinct a manner as possible — like in the old days when you sent telegrams and paid by the word. Why do I do this? Well, simply put, if you’re going to procrastinate in your writing, spending an afternoon say, at the aquarium, is a far more enjoyable way of doing so than answering email ;-).

So, no promises of a lengthy reply or anything like that unless (1) you tell me compelling details of your life story or (2) you’re an agent or publisher or producer or director. In that case, you can expect a speedy reply when you drop me an electronic line.

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